Futurama Season 2 Episode 19: "Mother's Day" Quotes
Mom: Your eyes always were the most beautiful shade of milky-white.
Farnsworth: And your skin still dangles so gracefully from your neck.
Mom: So what have you been up to all these years?
Farnsworth: Oh, inventing, sending delivery crews to their doom, breeding atomic monsters.
Mom: Oh, daffodils. 70 years and you remembered my favourite flower.
Farnsworth: Your favourite what? Why does my foot hurt?
Mom: It's been a long time... you pus-dripping sack of double-smoked butt jerky!
Farnsworth: Uh-huh. May I come in?
I was out fleeing some robots and the silvery moonlight glinting off their bloody claws made me think of you.
Farnsworth
Larry: Here. Give her these.
He hands him some flowers
Fry: And if that doesn't work, I got you a six-pack of champagne and a funnel.
I'm ready to seduce. I'm wearing my kissing dentures and my evening truss.
Farnsworth
Leela: Wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round?
Fry: It's my invention, we do it my way!
Amy: The Professor can't walk all the way to the Bronx. How are we gonna get there without a hover-car?
Fry: Wait! In my time we had a way of moving things long distances without hovering.
Hermes: Impossible!
Fry: It was called... let me think. It was really famous - Ruth Gordon had one. The wheel!
Leela: Never heard of it.
Farnsworth: Show us this "the wheel".
Walt: To escape the robot death squads, we'll take Mother to her rustic cabin in the Bronx.
Larry: You can get there using this precious non-computerised map.
Walt: For this demonstration, I have placed one of Mother's bras on Igner. The robot controller is nestled here in the left cup.
Farnsworth: Never fear. My magic fingers still know how to do their stuff!
I've got a big, big thirst for human blood!
Slurm Machine
