Futurama Season 2 Episode 18: "The Problem with Popplers" Quotes
Nd-Nd: We demand justice. As you ate our children, so shall you be eaten by us!
Lrrr: We will begin with the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion until everyone is eaten.
We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties. And, crap like I've never seen!
Linda
Free Waterfall Jr.: I call murder on that.
Joe Gilman: Look, I'm willing to grant that it's murder. The real issue is: Who's gonna stop me?
Popplers are no smarter than any other animal I've served. And that includes cats.
Joe Gilman
Free Waterfall Jr.: You're all nuts. Shut up, let me talk.
Linda: You shut up, please.
Free Waterfall Jr.: No, you shut up, please.
Leela: Look, I'm not saying eating meat is wrong...
Waterfall Jr.: Shut up.
Leela: I don't think anyone's here to make that claim.
Waterfall Jr.: I am.
Leela: But eating an intelligent animal is different.
Waterfall Jr.: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up...
Gilman: Oh, don't force your tired philosophy on us. I mean, the only reason we don't eat people is because it tastes lousy.
Joe Gilman: There's not even any strong evidence that these Popplers are intelligent.
Free Waterfall Jr.: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up...
Leela: That's not true. I have one right here that can talk.
Free Waterfall Jr.: Shut up...
Leela: Come on, say "mama".
Jrrr: Ca-ca!
Linda: OK, we'll have to bleep that.
Linda: Fishy Joe, is it wrong to eat intelligent animals?
Joe Gilman: Absolutely not, Linda. I don't think anyone's here to make that claim.
Leela: I am.
Free Waterfall Jr.: Me too.
Hear me, hear me! Stop eating Popplers! Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce. Stop eating them with tangy sweet-and-sour sauce. Stop eating the new fiesta Poppler salad. Stop taking advantage of the money-saving 12-pack... Stop enjoying Popplers on the patio, in the car, or on the boat. Wherever good times are had!
Bender
Fry: People, I won't let you enter. Popplers are as intelligent as you or me.
Man: You, maybe!
Popplers can't talk. Leela must be hallucinating from not eating enough Popplers. Here, eat some now.
Bender
Leela: Popplers are intelligent. This one called me mama.
Zoidberg: Congratulations. I assume Amy is the father.
