Fry: Congratulations, Bender. You've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20 yard radius of this building. You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?
Bender: The second thing.

Hey, you people can't just burst in like that and cut off my hand, you gotta take a number.

Robot Butcher

Bender: No robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine! And no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow!
Leela: Those injustices don't even exist.
Bender: Then let's find some that do!

Huntmaster: They're not fox hounds, they're springer spaniels, you twit. Or rather, spring-powered spaniels.
Bender: Bot-on-bot violence? Where will it end?
Huntmaster: Not with the dogs.

Charming. Now, into the ditch with you.

Huntmaster

Fox hunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I heard of it ten minutes ago!

Bender

Amy: Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in!
Zoidberg: And boy does it wick away moisture! Gallons and gallons of it!

Bender: Yo, Squidward Scissorhands. You got this in an adult robot medium?
Tailor: The fox-hunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
Bender: Well, I am descended from Prince Albert's can.

Shoot him, Blind Joe. And let this be a lesson to any other albino lobsters thinking of robbing our casino.

Donbot

Amy: Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!
Inez Wong: No we can't! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What's rent?

This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.

Amy

God didn't get to be God by giving away money!

Professor Farnsworth

Futurama Season 9 Quotes

Bev: If you're looking for a smelly old can of booze, go look in the mirror.
Fry: Aw, snap!

Wow, you can talk? Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco!

Fry