Game of Thrones
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Guard 1: Eh, oh, where you going?
Arya: In there. I live here.
Guard 1: Fuck off.
Arya: I am Arya Stark, this is my home.
Guard 2: Arya Stark's dead.
Arya: Send for Maester Luwin or Ser Rodrick. They'll tell you who I am.
Guard 2: There's no Rodrick here.
Guard 1: Maester's named Walcolm.
Arya: Go ask Jon Snow then, the King in the North. He's my brother.
Guard 1: He's a thousand miles away.
Guard 2: Look, it's cold and we're busy, so y'know, best fuck off.
Arya: If Jon's gone, who's in charge of Winterfell?
Guard 2: The Lady of Winterfell... Lady Stark?
Arya: Which Lady Stark?
Guard 1: You tell us. You're the one impersonating her sister.
Arya: Tell Sansa her sister's home.
Guard 1: Lady Sansa is too busy to waste her breath on you. Just like us, so for the last time, fuck off.
Arya: I'm getting into this castle one way or another. If I'm not who I say I am, I won't last long. If I am and Sansa finds out you turned me away...
He could be the first man who sits on that throne in fifty years to actually deserve it.
Cersei
Robert’s Rebellion was built on a lie. Rhaegar didn’t kidnap my aunt or rape her. He loved her, and she loved him
Bran
I used to think you were the cleverest man alive.
Sansa
Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!
Tyrion
Syrio: What do we say to the God of death.
Arya: Not today.
Syrio: Go.
I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.
Tyrion
The Hound: Of course you named your sword.
Arya: Lots of people name their swords.
The Hound: Lots of cunts.
Bronn: Stay low.
Tyrion: Stay low?
Bronn: If you're lucky, no one will notice you.
Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?
Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
Any man who must say, I am the king, is no true king.
Tywin Lannister
Drinking and lust , no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.
Tyrion
