Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.

Tyrion Lannister

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion

Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?
Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.

Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.

Arya

Sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old has to be put to rest.

Qyburn

Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?

Jaime Lannister

Money buys a man's silence for a time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever.

Baelish

Tis a big and beautiful world. Most of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it. I don't want to be most of us.

Oberyn

Jaime: My point is, we don't choose whom we love. It just well... it's beyond our control. I sound like an idiot.
Myrcella: No you don't.
Jaime: What I'm trying to say. What I'm trying and failing to say...
Myrcella: I know what you're trying to say.
Jaime: No, I'm afraid you don't.
Myrcella: I do. I know about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew and I'm glad. I'm glad that you are my father.

Sansa: What about the king?
Hound: He can die just fine on his own.

Does it move or talk? I want to speak to you alone.

Olenna

Game of Thrones Quotes

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.

Tyrion Lannister