Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 11: "Paris Is Burning" Quotes
Emily: Kissing a teacher? In a classroom? On Parents' day?
Lorelai: Well, they wanted us to get more involved with school!
(taunting Rory after telling her that she saw her mom and Mr. Medina kissing) How's the coleslaw? Good?
(Lorelai pulls a box of pizza out of the fridge and looks at it.)
Rory: What?
Lorelai: This is the pizza from mystery Tuesday, that one's perfectly fine.... (looks at the pizza she accidentally threw out)
Rory: Don't.
Lorelai: It's in the box.
Rory: Oscar.
Lorelai: Felix!
Do you have any idea how many people you've hurt? Forget me and my mother--what about Mr. Medina? He likes you, Paris. He compliments you, he holds your papers up for everyone to see. And then you turn around and do something like this to him. What is wrong with you? Forget it, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Rory
