Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 18: "The Third Lorelai" Quotes
Madeline: (about Paris) She does know this is a make believe government right?
Louise: You ask her, I'm afraid.
Rory: Henry VIII started a new church when the old one wouldn't allow divorce.
Paris: He also cut off his wife's head. Is he still your role model?
Paris: (about Rory and Tristan) You just seem weird around each other.
Rory: Nope, no weirder than usual.
Paris: I disagree.
Rory: You usually do.
Rose tea. That's funny. That's not really tea is it? It's like rose petals in hot water. More like a bad floral arrangement.
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Paris: Read my manifesto, I want your thoughts.
Rory: First thought - lose the word 'manifesto.'
Paris: Too cabin-in-the-woods?
Rory: Don't open your mail.
Paris: Right.
(to Emily and Lorelai after the were arguing) Raising your voice during high tea, who ever heard of such a thing. It's like Fergie all over again.
Trix
Lorelai: Rory is an incredibly mature kid.
Trix: Oh I'm sure she is. It's you I'm worried about.
Lorelai : But -
Trix: (to Emily) And I'm sure she gets it from you.
Emily: But -
Emily (about Trix): Well I'd better get out there before she leaves me here.
Lorelai: I'm sure you'll be sorry to see her go.
Emily (sarcastically): Oh yes, I don't know what I'll do with myself.
(after screwing up the computer)
Michel: I pushed nothing 'funky.'
Lorelai: You have the funk, my friend.
Rory: What's up with you?
Lorelai: Nothing.
Rory: You've been ready and bugging me for almost an hour. Usually I have to drag you out of here kicking and screaming to go to dinner.
Lorelai: Now then.
Rory: You whine, you complain, you act like a child.
Lorelai: I do not.
Rory: I had to pay you five bucks once so you wouldn't go in sweats.
(about tea she had with Emily and Trix) Yeah well once you're done with those little sandwiches, there's not reason to pretend you like tea anymore.
Lorelai: There's food money on the table and I defrosted some yummy chocolate cake specially for you this morning, and I'll be home early, and did I forget anything?
Rory: Don't be mean to Grandma!
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, broken record.
