Gilmore Girls Quotes
Rory: How many meals is it gonna take 'til we're off the hook?
Lorelai: I think the deli spread at my funeral will be the last one.
Emily: (about the man that Lorelai got pregnant with at 16) Your father would have gotten him a job with his insurance business, and you two would be living a lovely life right now.
Lorelai: Christopher didn't want to be in the insurance business, and I am living a lovely life right now.
Emily: Oh yeah, far away from us.
Lorelai: Oh, here we go again.
Emily: You took that girl and completely shut us out of your life!
Lorelai: You wanted to control me.
Emily: You were still a child!
Lorelai: No, I stopped being a child the minute the strip turned pink, okay? I had to figure out a way to live. I found a good job.
Emily: As a maid! With all your brains and talent!
Lorelai: I worked my way up. I run the place now!
Richard: And how are things at the motel?
Lorelai: The inn? They're great.
Emily: Lorelai's the executive manager now. Isn't that wonderful?
Richard: (about Rory's father, who is not in her life) Speaking of which, Christopher called yesterday.
Lorelai:: Speaking of which? How is that a speaking of which?
Joey: (To Lorelai) You do not look like a mother. (To Rory) And you do not look like a daughter.
Lorelai: That's possibly very sweet of you.
Joey: So ... daughter. points to counter You know I am travelling with a friend...
Lorelai: She's sixteen.
Joey: Bye.
Lorelai: Drive safe.
(Joey leaves quickly)
(Four girls pass nail polish around Rory, who writes in a notebook)
Girl #1: Maybe it's a love letter.
Girl #2: Or a diary.
Girl #3: I bet it's a Slam Book.
(Girl peeks over Rory's shoulder)
Girl #4: It's the assignment!
Luke: Coffee, and fries (looks at Rory as she's sipping her coffee). I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, please. Put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.
Rory: Sorry, too late.
Lorelai: What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
Sookie: You can have anything I own. My car! Sell my car!
Lorelai: Oh, sweetie, no one wants your car.
Sookie: Yeah.
Emily: Mmm. Well, let's sit everyone. This is just wonderful. An education is the most important thing in the world, next to family.
Lorelai: And pie. (her parents stare at her) Joke...Joke.
Emily: Ah.
Rory: I don't want to talk about this. Could you please, please just leave me alone?
Lorelai: Okay, fine. We always had a democracy in this house. We never did anything unless we both agreed. But now I guess I'm going to have to play the mom card. You are going to Chilton whether you want to or not. Monday morning, you will be there, end of story.
Rory: We'll see.
Lorelai: Yeah, we will!
Rory: God! You're like Ruth Gordon just standing there with the tannis root. Make a noise.
Dean: Rosemary's Baby.
Rory: Yeah.
Dean: Well, that's a great movie. You've got good taste. Are you moving?
Rory: No, just my books are.
Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.
Luke
Oh, you'll have to walk faster than that. You're gonna have to turn into friggin' Flo Jo to get away from me.
Lorelai
