Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 1 Episode 4: "Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit" Quotes
My friends are on to us. We should just come out to the world.
Phoebe
Abby: Classic story of married boy meets married girl and they get divorced and have terrible sex.
Ford: [chuckles] It is a classic.
Abby: When Harry Met Sally and Harry talked about pooping in his pants.
Ford: [chuckles] They should have made a sequel.
But I will say this, now that we are legally man and man and kid and kid, the shit gets real y'all. Ooo! Marriage, I mean, it's messy and it's hard and it ebbs and flows but that's because it is alive, and that is a good thing. That's what taking that vow is about, that when the fantasy is behind you, you look yourself in the eye and you say, 'I do.' I do, again and again. Max, I do. Always.
Ford
Sometimes I feel like you just want to be married; but do you want to be married to me?
Max
You don't understand. Dan is gone! We used to take care of each other and now he's probably going to take my children!
Lyla
Figure out a way to dial it down. Take care of yourself so you're not taking it out on everybody else!
Phoebe
Mornings aren't for talking. They're for contemplating suicide.
Nate
Damon Cash: Wow. Your hands are pretty cramped. Do you use a computer at work?
Abby: Yeah. I tend to point a lot and make fists.
Wow. Either I'm way out of practice or you have a weird mouth.
Nate
I gotta tell you, I was actually really nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about in person because we shared so much digitally.
Abby
I'm telling you, if Gayle had been hit by a car that weekend, I'd probably be in Aspen with Oprah right now.
Abby
You look like a lion tamer's assistant, only the lion ate your pants.
Abby
