Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce Quotes
You goddamned bitch. You are going to be the next EL James!Delia
Interviewer: So tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?
Barbara: That is a great question.
Every since Ralf cut off the alimony, you're pulling away. It's like you blame me.JD
Do not sign anything. I have a client. She is suing her gym. They will not let her out of her contract. Yes. I am fighting the fights that really matter.Delia
Work itself out? Abby, your are dating the guy now, for reals. You have a right to know what is going on in his life.Barbara
Mike: Don't do this, Abby. Don't spoil it.
Abby: It's great. It's rare. And that's why we should stop. Now.
You call people names all the time. You bully people -- dad, Scott, your friends. You don't think I see that? I'm just learning from the master.Zooey
JD: I think that you can do your job and be my wife at the same time.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I think you're being really naive.
Jo: How about you worry about your kid and I worry about mine?
Abby: I am worrying about my kid because your kid is bullying her!
Jo: Bullying? Wow! That's a buzz word.
Jo: OK. My theory is correct. There's a love triangle goin' on.
Abby: Yeah, one that Zooey is on the outside of.
Jo: You don't know that.
Colette: Mike doesn't like chain grabbers.
Abby: Oh yeah, I can't...
Colette: I'm one too. The worst.
Barbara: Sex tape. Makes Kardashian look bush league.
Delia: Or no bush league. HA.