Jake: Is it bathsalts? Cause I've seen it and they, they start eat each others faces! We have to stop it...
Abby: They soaked tampons in vodka!
Phoebe: No. No way.
Abby: Yes way. First they started drinking and then they didn't want the calories...Jade's idea! I told you...
Jake: Hold on, hold on. So what you're saying is...
Abby: Their vaginas are on fire!

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I'll give you a hundred dollars if you punch Becca in the boob.

Phoebe

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Good. I'm working on a new Phoebe and new Phoebe doesn't like to be taken advantage of by people she cares about.

Phoebe

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• Added: January 13, 2015

It's just all about youknowwho. It's like I invited Princess Jasmine and then I killed her.

Abby

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I know you and Jake aren't you and Jake anymore, but I still see it Ab.

Max

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Abby: So I had unprotected sex two nights ago and went off the pill after I split up with Jake.
Doctor: Abby.
Abby: I know. Unprotected sex bad.

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Delia: So, Jake. Give me the blow by blow.
Abby: Well, there was only one blow, but there was a lot of other stuff.

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Call me crazy, but I think his dick has gotten bigger.

Abby

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• Added: January 13, 2015

Delia, I cannot handle a lecture on how sleeping with your ex can change the date of your future separation.

Abby

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• Added: January 13, 2015

OK, if you must, Joseph Gordon Levitt read the Ukraine script and apparently he flipped out over it.

Jake

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