I guess it's classic to have to masturbate 8-16 times a night until your legs shake and you're crying and you're trying to make sure your parents didn't hear you so you check their door 8 times.


C'mon you're not anorexic, that's ridiculous. I've seen you in a bathing suit.

Hannah's Dad

Ray {to Marnie]: Turn this potential energy into kinetic energy.

You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.


The app is free, but breaking the word to yourself isn't.

Charlie [to Marnie]

I'll be staring at you like a creep, because I'm a creep.


Where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen?