Girls Season 6 Quotes
Well, that got real fast.
Shoshanna
Hannah: Is being a woman and being a writer as hard as it seems?
Ode: Harder.
I am not a mother, and there's a reason for that. Because childlessness is the natural state of the female author. Okay? Write that down, get used to it.
Ode
Hannah: God, I hope someone writes a book about what a cunt I am someday.
Chuck: Do you?
Hannah: Yeah, obviously! What would be better than to ruin someone's life with your wanton sex appeal and icicle-sharp intellect? But I'm half-Jewish, so I don't really see that happening for me.
Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god. I touched your dick. You pulled your dick out, and I touched your dick! What the fuck... And now it's still out. You didn't even put it away! I can see your dick! It's right there!
Hannah
Hannah: Your bed smells like snacks.
Chuck: I live alone, lady.
God, everyone acts like this book is Philip Roth being the worst, but it's actually him being the best. And I know I'm not supposed to like him, because he's a misogynist and he demeans women, but I can't help it. I fucking love his writing.
Hannah
You're not a journalist, Hannah. You're a fucking writer.
Chuck
Last year, I'm at a warehouse party in Bushwick, and this dude comes up to me, and he's like 'Horvath! We went to middle school together. East Lansing!' And I'm like, 'Oh my god, remember how crazy Mr. Lasky's class was? He was basically trying to molest me.' You know what this kid said? He looks at me in the middle of this fucking party, like he's a judge, and goes, 'That's a very serious accusation, Hannah.' And he walked away. And there I am, and I'm just 11 again, and I'm just getting my fucking neck rubbed. Because that stuff never goes away.
Hannah
I may be stupid, but I'm not evil, sister. An invitation isn't inherently wrong or dangerous.
Chuck
Why do you need me to know all this? Plenty of people wrote about Denise's story. Did you call all of them to come to your apartment? Which, by the way, is lovely. I had no idea novelists could make this much money.
Hannah
Chuck: I'm not perfect! But I'm not saying I'm perfect. I'm a horny motherfucker with the impulse control of a toddler.
Hannah [sarcastically]: Well, that must be hard.
