Chuck: Are you some kind of an activist?
Hannah: No, I don't even recycle.

Isn't that the crazy part about all of this? Like, about being alive right now. That so much of your life, your world, can be destroyed by something called "Tumblr" without an 'e'?

Chuck

Hannah: You printed out a blog?
Chuck: No, I have assistants who can do that for me.

Hannah: And now, she and Desi are seriously considering trying anal!
Elijah: He's not getting anything up Marnie's ass!

He looks like someone in the Pacific Northwest knit a man.

Hannah [about Desi]

Hannah: But seriously, Marnie, it can be pretty hard to have observations about other people when you're only thinking about yourself. I would know. And I'm not judging you, okay? I promise. I'm done with that. I'm done judging, I'm done being superior, I'm done acting like I know anything at all. None of us know fucking anything!
Marnie: We don't know shit, do we?
Hannah: Nope.

You are so bad at knowing when people are high. Do you remember that time I drank sizzurp and you thought I had senioritis?

Hannah [to Marnie]

Shosh, first of all, I can't believe that you ever hung out with those girls, they're awful. They're like Khloe Kardashian and Bethenny Frankel, if those women weren't amazing and total revolutionaries.

Jessa

What is the meaning of this fucking cunt parade?!

Desi

HANNAH, you dumb slut, get down here!

Marnie

Hi. I love your party. The best pigs in blankets in the tri-state area.

Jessa

Hello, darkness, my old friend.

Desi [whispering]

Girls Season 6 Quotes

It definitely was not easy, and I definitely feel like I'm more of, like, a dumpling than a woman at this point.

Hannah

There's a typo. Mm. Sloppy.

Ray