Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 11: "Hairography" Quotes
Never let anything distract you from winning.
Sue
Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.
Can we be in love again?
Quinn [to Finn]
I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.
Puck
Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.
Finn [to Rachel]
Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.
Kurt [to Rachel]
You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.
Kurt
Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
Kurt
Makeovers are like crack to me.
Kurt
What I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance.
Quinn