Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Quotes
It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.
Kurt
Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!
Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
Puck
He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.
Sandy
I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
Sue
Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban.
Josh Groban
We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.
Rachel
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring.
Sue
Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
The critics said Van Halen was dead when David Lee Roth quit. But the hit single "Right Now" proved them wrong.
Emma
When I get stressed, I work out. You can probably tell. I'm gonna down a few Powers Bars and knock out a few reps, come up with a solution.
Ken
