Glee
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Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?
Rachel
Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
Kurt
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
We're all here for the same reason. Because we wanna be good at something.
Finn
I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.
Rachel
I'm not afraid of being called a loser. Because that's what I am.
Finn
Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.
Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
Mercedes
