Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Quotes
Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.
Kurt
I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.
Sue
I give it 15 minutes until the first one quits, or tries to commit suicide.
Quinn
I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.
Sue
What's a cliche? Is that a bad thing?
Finn
Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.
Will
They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.
Emma
Being a good father is all about guts. And you've got about six months to see if you have any.
Will's dad
My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.
Will
Finn: I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.
Quinn: People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Sue
Girls want sex just as much as guys do!
Rachel
