You singing Don't Cry for Me Argentina in front of a sold out crowd isn't a fantasy. It's an inevitability.

Jesse

Show biz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.

Bryan

Dont make that face. Global warming is a theory.

Bryan

I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.

Sue

Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

Sue

Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

Kurt

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Brittany

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

Kurt

You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.

Brittany

I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

Rachel

At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.

Quinn

Glee Season 1 Quotes

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

Sue