Also, I have a razor blade in my hair.


You just got poked. Poked by the Pink Dagger.


I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?


I spent three years sending hate mail to Debbie Gibson until she wrote me back and said the stress of my letters was giving her alopecia.


My curly hair in Cairo twitter account helped bring down Mubarak. Technology has allowed us to be brutally cruel without suffering any consequences.


Blaine: We could have handled that.
Santana: It was more fun doing it together.

Let me tell you something about Will Schuester. That guy has tiny baby hands. Seriously, it's weird. Once I saw him try and pick up a Big Mac, he couldn't do it. He had to eat it layer by layer. Teeny, tiny, wee baby hands.


I'm handsome, I'm good looking and I'm easy on the eyes. Also, I'm gorgeous.


This hairline is 85% my own and my sperm count is off the charts.


Tomorrow we're going to do Catherine the Great and her pet stallion friend so come early!


I had giant hands so a lot of people thought I was a hermaphrodite but that wasn't true. Other people said that I was a Nazi sympathizer, that was true.


At what age are you allowed to look back on your life with nothing but regret?


Glee Season 2 Quotes

May I have this dance?


They look like deep fried deep poop.

Brittany [on tater tots]