Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Quotes
Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.
Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?
If we lose, we should throw possums.
Brittany
All I can say is that I didn't steal that soda machine, and if I did, I didn't do it alone.
Puck
I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.
Brittany
I know I'm more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that.
Brittany
Artie: We all know you can do it.
Brittany: I know that I can't. Just like I know the cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.
Aren't there great songs about betrayal or something? I'm pretty sure there are some Eagles songs.
Emma
You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.
Quinn [to Rachel]
You're a constellation of stars. I just hate to think you might be ignoring some of them because they don't burn quite as bright.
Emma
This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin.
Sue
You're welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.
Sue [to her mother]
