Glee
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Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Brittany
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
This year, Glee club's going full Santa.
Will
We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
Mercedes
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
Brittany
Rachel: You said you'd never break up with me.
Finn: I never thought you'd make me feel like this.
Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me?
Rachel: Yes.
Finn: I love you.
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.
You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.
Kurt [to Rachel]
Is the problem your outfit? You look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
Artie [to Tina]
