Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

The proof's in the pudding. My pudding pretty much sucks.


I doubt your avian frame could withstand the rigors of childbirth.

Sue [to Emma]

Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.


The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.


Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I was spending to much time flossing, I was missing my life.

Dave Martinez

To be a teacher is to offer students a gateway to the future, and I blew it.


This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.


I can't stand the stench of public schools.


This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.


Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

Glee Season 3 Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.


What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you need to cook it again.