How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

Sam

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• Added: April 08, 2014

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

Sam

• Permalink: It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.
• Added: April 08, 2014

I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Sam

• Permalink: I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.
• Added: April 08, 2014

What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!

Rachel

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• Added: April 01, 2014

It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!

Rachel

• Permalink: It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!
• Added: April 01, 2014

Are those meyer lemons? I can’t have that.

Rachel

• Permalink: Are those meyer lemons? I can’t have that.
• Added: April 01, 2014

Just like Pippin, I’m going to find my very own corner of the sky.

Blaine

• Permalink: Just like Pippin, I’m going to find my very own corner of the sky.
• Added: April 01, 2014

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

Kurt

• Permalink: Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.
• Added: April 01, 2014

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

Kurt

• Permalink: Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.
• Added: April 01, 2014

Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Sam

• Permalink: Some people just don’t know how to screw things.
• Added: April 01, 2014

Did somebody die in here?

Sam

• Permalink: Did somebody die in here?
• Added: April 01, 2014

Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.

Sam

• Permalink: Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.
• Added: April 01, 2014