Arthur: Time is a luxury we don't have.
Ali: We? Don't you mean me? I'm the one going through this, remember?

Rakesh: That doesn't make any sense? Who is Lule Achebe?
Miles: Um, your soulmate is my friend suggestion.

Zane: My political views are a better fit for our country. I did what was best for our people.
Lulu: No, you did what was best for you.

Dude, Alphonse is here. I can’t believe we could be starring at the man behind the curtain.

Rakesh

Rakesh: Wait, they’re getting divorced?
Joy: Do they know that?

Because when I confront him, he’ll have no choice but to come clean.

Miles

Our marriage is over, but the worst part about it is that our friendship is too.

Sam

Miles: If I told you what brought us here, you would think I was crazy.
Abe: Lucky for you, I like crazy.

I want you to meet my new friends. This Miles, and this is Joy. Rose, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them.

Abe

Ali: But it means so much to you. I mean, even you can't deny that you are a different person ever since the God Account came into your life. I mean, it's changed you, Miles, for the better.
Miles: Yes, it's changed me. But so did Cara.
Ali: Then, you need to tell her that. Make sure she's on board so you're not doing this for nothing.

I'm sorry, Miles. It's just my girlfriend broke up with me, and I've lost my mojo at work, and I'm putting my career in jeopardy, and somehow, you still found yourself in a worse position, so thank you for cheering me up.

Rakesh

Miles: We can't let the God Account come between us.
Cara: It didn't. Miles, you did.

God Friended Me Season 2 Quotes

Fremont: I'm not going to let some hiccup with my heart prevent me from serving my country.
Joy: It's more than a hiccup. If you push yourself too hard you could...
Fremont: Die? Yeah, I made peace with that the moment I put on this uniform.

Joy: So, how'd you get roped into this?
Rakesh: Oh, let's just say I have a very particular set of skills that come in handy when we're trying to help someone.
Joy: You're a hacker.
Rakesh: I wouldn't call myself a hacker.
Joy: What would you call yourself?
Rakesh: Super hacker.