Rakesh: But Joy, everyone deserves a second chance.
Joy: I know, and I got mine with the God Account. That's why I cannot fail at this, too.

Cara: The last thing my mom and I said before she left was, "I love you." I thought after all this time, that I'd put it behind me, but I guess I'm just still the little girl sitting on a bench waiting for her mom to come home. I'm sorry Miles.
Miles: There's nothing to be sorry about.

You have to forgive yourself, Sarah. For Zeke, for your marriage, but most importantly, for you.

Joy

Joy: She's got a happy life, see for yourself.
Rakesh: I mean, I guess the whole point of social media is to make it seem like you're living your best life at all times, right? But the God Account wouldn't send Sarah your way if everything was fine.

That's your problem Miles. You're so worried about not making things worse that you can't see what it takes to make them better.

Joy

Look, I don't mind your help Miles, but if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this my way.

Joy

Joy: Teddy Preston. He's some sort of self-help guy.
Miles: You know, it's sad that people actually buy into this stuff.
Joy: Desperate.
Rakesh: Says two people taking orders from an internet diety.

You know, all this time you've been telling me why Joy is wrong for the God Account. Maybe it's time to ask yourself why she's right.

Arthur Finer

Joy: So, how'd you get roped into this?
Rakesh: Oh, let's just say I have a very particular set of skills that come in handy when we're trying to help someone.
Joy: You're a hacker.
Rakesh: I wouldn't call myself a hacker.
Joy: What would you call yourself?
Rakesh: Super hacker.

Fremont: I'm not going to let some hiccup with my heart prevent me from serving my country.
Joy: It's more than a hiccup. If you push yourself too hard you could...
Fremont: Die? Yeah, I made peace with that the moment I put on this uniform.

Ali: Okay, let me get this straight. You're fired. You're fired. And you're probably fired.
Miles: Yep, that about sums it up.

Miles: I need to know, why did you choose me for the God Account?
Simon Hayes: I didn't choose you for anything. What the hell is the God Account?

God Friended Me Quotes

I am your host Miles Finer that there is no god and that is okay!

Miles

I thought I had it all figured out but then something happened and it changed my life forever. There is no proof of god anywhere in the universe.

Miles