Good Omens
Fridays on Prime VideoGood Omens Season 2 Episode 3: "Chapter 3: I Know Where I'm Going featuring the minisode The Resurrectionists" Quotes
You might want to think about washing your hands. It’s going to be all the rage in a few years, I’m telling you.
Crowley
Crowley: Gravity. It’s a thing that happens when objects are pulled together. In this case, they’re all pulled downwards because the Earth is the largest thing around.
Gabriel: Why?
Crowley: Uh, honestly, I don’t remember. Seemed like a good idea when we were all talking about it. So things will stay where you put them? Not just drift off?
Gabriel: But it doesn’t stay where I put them. Goes down. Except for flies. They go up.
Crowley: Well observed.
Aziraphale: Look, I am good. You, I’m afraid, are evil. But people get a choice, y’know? They cannot be truly holy unless they also get the opportunity to be wicked. She is wicked.
Crowley: That only works if you start everyone off equal. You can’t start someone off like that and expect her to do as well as someone born in a castle.
Aziraphale: Ah, but no, no, that’s the good bit. The lower you start, the more opportunities you have. So Elbeth here has all the opportunities because she’s so poor.
Crowley: That’s lunacy.
Aziraphale: No, that’s ineffable.
Just trying to keep Wee Moragh and me alive and it doesn’t hurt anyone who isn’t already dead. So you can shove your morals up your arse, Mr. MacFell.
Elsbeth
We humans of Earth have a saying. You can only tell if people are in love by waiting a few days because humans are weird and that’s how it works.
Crowley
Crowley: I don’t know how you lot have managed to stay in charge all this time.
Aziraphale: I’m not sure we have, have we?
