Aziraphale: We aren’t in danger. Crowley will be back in a moment. He will have a plan.
Nina: What don’t you stand up for yourself? Make your own plan.
Aziraphale: Oh, I am. But rescuing me makes him so happy.

Crowley: Nina, are you coming?
Nina: No.
Crowley: Staying behind to die bravely? Good on you.

Crowley: ‘GIve Me Coffee or Give Me Death.’ It’s a funny name for a coffee shop.
Nina: Everything else was taken.


Crowley: What are you doing?
Aziraphale: Just making space for everything that needs to happen.
Crowley: You’re up to something. I can smell it. What are you planning?
Aziraphale: Wait and see.
Crowley: Wait and see? Do you have any idea how irritating that is?
Aziraphale: Yes.

Gabriel: I feel like an empty house.
Crowley: A house?
Gabriel: Yes, a house someone lived in for a very long time, but now they’re gone, and the house can sort of tell where the things used to be. Like when I remembered how it all began.

Aziraphale: Street association meeting tonight. 6:30, my shop. Perfectly ordinary invitation with no hidden agenda of any kind.

Crowley: You speak every language in the world. We both do.
Aziraphale: Yes.
Crowley: So what’s with the French?
Aziraphale: Oh, I learned that the hard way.

Shax: Five hundred. There must be five hundred foot soldiers.
Furfur: What they for?
Shax: Attacking a bookshop. Don’t tell anybody, but we may be battling angels.
Furfur: Can do you a hundred.
Shax: What?
Furfur: It just dropped to seventy.
Shax: I’ll take them.

Shax: I have authorization from Beelzebub.
Furfur: You can have authorization from Satan himself, luv. If I don’t have them, I can’t send them over. I can give you a malignant and creepy sense of unease, if you like.
Shax: Why would I want a creepy…

Maggie and Nina are depending on me. They just don’t know it yet.

Aziraphale

Good Omens Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Shax: I have authorization from Beelzebub.
Furfur: You can have authorization from Satan himself, luv. If I don’t have them, I can’t send them over. I can give you a malignant and creepy sense of unease, if you like.
Shax: Why would I want a creepy…

Maggie and Nina are depending on me. They just don’t know it yet.

Aziraphale