Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 6: "Easy J" Quotes
Fewer models and martinis, more flow charts and footnotes.
Colin
We all know you would have moved on to something more your speed eventually. A pretty girl like you can get the attention of a man without an education, so why bother?
Lily
We're holding on to the pain because it's all we have left. We don't have to. We have a choice.
Chuck
I was blind! He was lying in wait for me just like he was in real life! Only it wasn't. It was a woman, with long blond hair.
Blair
So if you want peace, always be prepared for war. XOXO, Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl
But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had.
Gossip Girl
To patience.
Colin
[to Chuck] If you're here to deliver any further humiliation Dorota can sign for it.
Blair
Blair: Are you happy now that you've humiliated both of us?
Chuck: It's in your own bloody hands, Lady Macbeth.
Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey.
Jenny: Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done.
Dan: It's what Blair and Chuck would have done.
Penelope: The Boom Boom Room is a private club and we're having trouble with the door guy. Can you help?
Blair: Penelope. This isn't Congress. Accomplish something!
Chuck: Before you say anything I'm only calling because I saw Gossip Girl. I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance.
Dan: Well unless it's a murder-suicide I think I'll pass.
Chuck: So dramatic. You should be a writer.
