Fewer models and martinis, more flow charts and footnotes.


We all know you would have moved on to something more your speed eventually. A pretty girl like you can get the attention of a man without an education, so why bother?


We're holding on to the pain because it's all we have left. We don't have to. We have a choice.


I was blind! He was lying in wait for me just like he was in real life! Only it wasn't. It was a woman, with long blond hair.


So if you want peace, always be prepared for war. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had.

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To patience.


[to Chuck] If you're here to deliver any further humiliation Dorota can sign for it.


Blair: Are you happy now that you've humiliated both of us?
Chuck: It's in your own bloody hands, Lady Macbeth.

Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey.
Jenny: Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done.
Dan: It's what Blair and Chuck would have done.

Penelope: The Boom Boom Room is a private club and we're having trouble with the door guy. Can you help?
Blair: Penelope. This isn't Congress. Accomplish something!

Chuck: Before you say anything I'm only calling because I saw Gossip Girl. I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance.
Dan: Well unless it's a murder-suicide I think I'll pass.
Chuck: So dramatic. You should be a writer.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking.
Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?
Serena: Colin. The Cab Stealer.
Blair: Oh, well you showed him.

Blair: What have we here? Bed: unslept in. Hair in... missionary disarray. And yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.