Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 11: "The Townie" Quotes
Goodbye, friends, Dan.
Chuck
See, I told you road trips are strictly for Humphreys.
Blair
First, my dad swapped a '69 Les Paul for this car, and it's a collector's item. And second it was either this or the Lincoln Hawk van which, all I'm saying, has graphics.
Dan
Dan: That's your plan? Disguises and accents?
Blair: I never said anything about accents ... Can you do any?
This is where I first met Juliet. She's a townie.
Damien
If you love someone, set them free. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl
Ben: Serena? What are you doing here?
Serena: I had to come see you.
Ben: I don't know what to say.
Serena: Neither do I. But I feel like I should start.
Blair: What are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be off living your dream? Days on end in a real car with Serena?
Dan: No. I'm staying here. So actually I'll be living out my nightmare. Trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.
I'm out buying you some new clothes. I know you've been locked away for awhile, but no one's wearing orange this season.
Nate
Dan: See I told you. Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself.
Nate: Yup. That's why we're going to end this experiment in middle class living and then call the housekeeper to clean up.
Blair: No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt. You're not getting out of your job.
Serena: So you sent Ben to prison so that I could go to Constance?
Lily: Well no! Of course not. But after I left the school alerted the authorities and then, I didn't know what I had set in motion until I was contacted by the D.A. and by then it was too late.
Serena: What? Too late to tell the truth? So you just destroy a man's life all so that you can keep up appearances?
B, it's okay. I talked to Juliet. She's not the problem anymore. It's my mom.
Serena
