Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes
Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do.
[on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.
Chuck
I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.
Jenny
A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.
Chuck
Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.
Blair
Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.
Serena
Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!
There's always a moment a father just can't let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.
I told you I was good in the kitchen.
Nate
We broke my dresser
Nate
Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!
Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.
