In this family feud, that's Van der Woodsons 1, Humphreys 0.

Like every great general, I have contingency plans.

Blair

What are you doing here, no pills to steal in Brooklyn?

Serena

What brings you and your mid-level entourage?

Chuck

The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse.

Blair

Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore.

Blair: Is this about Lily?
Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.
Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old.

Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank goodness for fashion.

Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.

William: I've got the files in my bag. Do you want to see them?
Serena: No, Dad, you don't have to prove yourself.
William: I think I do.

[to William] You know, it's really nice to be here with someone who doesn't hate these things.

Lily

William: I'm not going to try to take advantage of the situation to get back with your mother.
Serena: Well, you have been there throughout her entire sickness.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

You may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are more important than your social climbing agenda.

Chuck

Blair: What are you clutching?
Dorota: Eleanor ask me to pick up some things for Paris. It private.
Blair: You know what isn't? The INS tip line.