Dan: Please, please, give me a break with the rich-people-suck thing.
Vanessa: I don't care if you're rich - which you are, by the way - but if you're going to live in that world, be yourself in that world.

Chuck: What if I ... have a girlfriend?
Ashley: Chuck Bass doesn't DO girlfriends.

[to Nate] You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?


Gossip Girl. Never give up, never surrender. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Serena: Can you guarantee me these will run in Europe and Asia?
Photographer: I'll try my best.
Serena: Good, because I want to make sure my father sees these wherever he goes.

Rufus: Hope I'm doing the right thing.
Jenny: If you want to keep Serena out of the papers, Dad, this is the way to do it.
Eric: You own all the pictures now.
Photo guy: Not all of them. There is one photographer my group hasn't been able to reach yet.

Blair: [role playing] Waiter, this glass is dirty! And I've been waiting far too long!
Chuck: I apologize, ma'am. Surely, there's some way I can make up for the poor service.
Blair: I can think of a few ways.

Vanessa: [kisses Scott] I think we've done enough talking for one night. And I thought one of us should finally make the first move.
Scott: I'm glad you did.

Blair: Running all the way back to New York... was exciting. Do you know where Alexandra lives?
Chuck: Why don't we stay in instead?

Chuck Bass: We could never be boring.
Blair Waldorf: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck Bass: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.


[to J] Queen Bee likes the thrill, huh? Stick with me Jenny Humphrey and you'll have enough cash to run your entire kingdom.