Blair: Dorota, you should really stop buying your prenatal vitamins over the Internet.
Dorota: For this I postpone honeymoon.

It's a lot easier to sneak up on someone when you're not eight months pregnant and the person's not standing in front of a full-length mirror.

Blair

[on phone] It's not working exactly as I'd hoped. I need you to write Lily another prescription. Well, you can't back out now, I need you to make this work. And I doubt the authorities would be pleased to know what you've been doing.

William

I've never thought it was possible to love someone too much, but maybe it is.

Blair

I love Dorota. We're tight now. We talked about The Vampire Diaries in the elevator on Friday.

Elliot

Looks like Lily is caught in a lie. The truth is the one getting massaged.

No matter how many weddings you plan, nothing can fix what happened.

Blair

Nate: You deserve to be alone.
Chuck: I may be heartless, but you're naive.

I love you. Saying it was hard, but I did and I've never looked back.

Chuck

Cyrus: My Slavic language skills are pretty rusty but pretty sure she just said: Over my dead goat. Body? They sound similar.

You're Blair Waldorf. Punishment is your middle name.

Nate

Eavesdropping on the help is undignified. Plus it confuses them.

Eleanor

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Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

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