Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes
Blair: What if i lose everything?
Dan: You'll still have me.
Dan: Treatment involves trying to make the patient feel again.
Chuck: That's what I was doing before you showed up.
Dan: Well, how about instead of pain, you try to feel good things? I could tickle you.
Miss Blair digest everything now.
Dorota
Dorota: Saltines only thing I eat for months with Ana.
Blair: It's not the same. Your people were bred to work through these conditions and give birth in a field.
Dorota: No fields in Krakow. And I have birthing suite in Lenox Hill.
Nate (to Dan): I was going to ask how your summer's going, but since you're with Chuck, I'm guessing the answer's probably, "Weird."
Dan: Oh, it gets weirder.
[to Charlie] I don't want to end up like everybody else who comes to LA with dreams, only to find out that LA is where dreams come to die. Or you get those weird lips everyone has here.
Max
[to Nate] It's a good thing you don't offer satisfaction guaranteed or she'd be your third refund this week.
Chuck
Dorota: You are pregnant, too! We are like sisters now!
Blair: [glares]
Dorota: ... Cousins.
Blair: [glares]
Dorota: Distant cousins.
OB GYN: Dorota, how are you?
Blair: She's fine. I'm Blair, Dorota's employer. I have a few questions.
Dorota: Just go with it. Is only way.
Blair: What about breast sensitivity? She practically screams when anyone touches them. I can hear her all the way in Queens.
Doctor: Perfectly normal.
Blair: Great. And how long until she can determine the father of her child? She's had a few one night stands with the staff of our building...
Dorota: Blair Cornelia Waldorf!
Dan: Blair, what's going on? I thought you were mad at me.
Blair: And I forgive you if you shut up and guard the door.
Dan: It's not like you to forgive me. Or run away from a feast.
You often find, what you least expect is right in front of you. Waiting to change everything forever. Whether you want to or not. XOXO — Gossip Girl.
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