I don't handcuff my chicks.

Briggs

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• Added: July 11, 2013

I think she wants to fix you, to save you.

Paige

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• Added: July 11, 2013

She can't adopt you because you've already been adopted---by us.

Paige

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• Added: July 11, 2013

I am a glorified camp counselor. I am teaching gang bangers how to shoot straight.

Mike

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• Added: July 11, 2013

This just got way weird.

Johnny

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• Added: July 11, 2013