Favorite Greek Quotes
It's killing me to imagine not having my sister around. How is it not killing you?
Rusty
Evan Chambers, the violent predator of Rusty Cartwright? the betrayer of Cappie? You'll get one of my deep fried snacks, when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.
Dale
Not everyone loves Casey Cartwright? Shocker.
Rebecca
Rebecca: You are not a ZBZ, you are definitely not our rent boy. They're never gonna see you like that. You're basically one of the girls, except we're pretty and thin.
Dale: You did not just call me fat.
Rebecca: Oh yes I did.
Dale: Well you know what? I can diet, but you will always be ugly on the inside.
Is there a suggestion box that I could fill with vomit?
Cappie
Cappie: I didn't want things to end or change. Im scared I'm going to lose her.
Rusty: Cap, you are losing her. Forever.
I was known as Rowdy Rusty for a day.
Rusty
I was dating my landlord for a while but I told her to step.
Dale
Cappie: You're Casey Cartwright, you can do anything you want. That's how I know you're going to go to Washington and you're going to be amazing.
Casey: Ok even if I could, what about us? What about -
Cappie: Graduation?
Ashleigh: Oh my God, he said it!
Casey: You'll never leave here, you love it too much.
Cappie: I do love it here, but I don't think I could be anywhere that didn't have you.
Ashleigh: Awww
Cappie: We'll be fine. So go get that job. I'd kiss you for luck but I've got beef stick breath.
We started watching Lost from the beginning to see how many questions they never answered.
Dana
Worst. Birthday. Ever.
Calvin
Beaver: I had sex with Rebecca Logan. I'm sorry. I broke the bro code. If you want to hit me, I understand.
Cappie: Wait, wait wait, is this like last year when you had sex with wonderwoman?
Beaver: I'm still not convinced I didn't.
Cappie: Remember all the rope burns when the guys were teasing you with the Lasso of Truth?
Beaver: Yeah, ok, but I'm still 75 to 25 percent sure I had sex with Rebecca.
