Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 12 Quotes
Stephanie: Ok. You get ten more seconds.
Jo: What?
Stephanie: You get ten seconds to complain about Meredith Grey. After that, you're done. No more talking about it again, ever.
Penny: This is an excellent plan.
Gayle: I'm waiting him out.
Riggs: Well, I don't think we have to. He's seventy-five with a bum heart, high blood pressure, and a cracked skull. He probably won't even wake up, right, Dr. Shepherd?
Amelia: We -- We're doing everything we can.
Gayle: You wouldn't screw with me, would you?
Riggs: Oh Gayle, I wouldn't. There's not much hope. So there's hope.
My husband, my dear, was a sweet man who turned into a philandering bastard who only cared about his money, which I should have known when he handed me that prenup for my wedding present. That thing is as tight as my Spanx.
Gayle
Maggie: Sometimes your ringer is off, and it's been off for so long, that you forget that it's off, and you need someone to help you figure out how to turn it back on. But once it's on...
Callie: Oh. Oh, that's it. Your ringer needs to be turned on. You've been on vibrate for too long.
Meredith: [groans] Shut up.
Once a month, a rescue group brings in a bunch of puppies for the kids. It's good for morale and healing and crap.
Alex
Maggie: Um, Dr. Riggs? I'm sorry. I cannot join you on that case tonight. Because I have plans...with Dr. DeLuca. A date.
Riggs: Okay.
Maggie: Whom I've been seeing. We've been seeing each other, as a couple, romantically...in romance.
Alex: I'm going to need you to show me how you did that.
Stephanie: Just a matter of leadership.
Alex: Yeah, but, no, really.
Meredith: I get it. I keep asking for space. People keep not giving it to me, bugging me about hot doctors asking for my number. And I keep shutting them down, because...
Callie: Why, why are we talking about this?
Meredith: Because...it's not always the worst thing when people push you. When people push you, they're trying to help you. I'm trying to help you. Let's figure this out, please.
Callie: Everything's going to be fine, you guys. We just have to be squirrels about this.
Jackson: Couldn't have heard you correctly there.
Callie: Oh, you know, squirrels -- they store nuts for the winter, right? But they don't do it all at once. They do it one nut at a time. Everyone has their part to play, so everyone just needs to handle their own nut. We do that, we get all the nuts.
Ben: I actually loved high school.
Stephanie: I bet. Everybody loved high school in the 50s.
I work in peds. I figured it out. You're, like, all happy, all the time, kind of sweaty. How far along are you?
Alex [to April]
Arizona: You helped me be slutty again.
Richard: Well, I'm not sure I'd phrase it like that.
Arizona: You helped me fly. So...good job. Thank you.
