FINN: "This shouldn’t take too long. We can grab some dinner right after."
MEREDITH: "After?"
FINN: "After she gives birth."
MEREDITH: "You're birthing a horse?"
FINN: "Yeah."
MEREDITH: "That's your errand? You're birthing a horse?"
FINN: "Yeah. I guess I could have mentioned it before but, you know, I didn't want to scare you back to your knitting. You can wait back here."
MEREDITH: "Back here?"
FINN: "If you want. I mean it gets a little messy."
MEREDITH: "No, I want to birth a horse!"

MIRANDA: "What's going on between Stevens and Denny? is it a crush, some innocent flirtation? Or is Stevens actually crossing the line?"
MEREDITH: "Well, I know she likes him, but I can't imagine Izzie would do that."
MIRANDA: "I didn't think you and Yang would be stupid enough to fall for your attendings, but I was wrong about that, wasn't I."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, well, it's okay. I'm knitting these days and I'm actually thinking about accepting a date, with a vet!"
MIRANDA: "Grey, do you really think I care?
MEREDITH: "No."
MIRANDA: "Good. Maybe you aren't as stupid as I thought."

MEREDITH: "Hey."
DEREK: "Well, hey."
MEREDITH: [tries not to laugh] "So, you picked up Doc?"
DEREK: "Yeah, he's home."
MEREDITH: "He seems to be doing better."
DEREK: "Yeah, he's... he's doing good."
MEREDITH: [laughs] "I'm not laughing at you."
DEREK: [laughs] "No."
MEREDITH: "It's just, you know... bad sex isn't the kind of thing that wives want announced to dirty-ex-mistresses."
DEREK: "You're not the dirty ex-mistress. You're a friend. She's your friend. I'm your friend. We're all friends."
MEREDITH: "But you didn't tell her."
DEREK: "No." [smiles] "So how's your day going?"

DEREK: [answers phone] "Hello? Hi. Yeah, yeah." [to Addison] "It's about Doc. No, I'm here... I can pick him up this morning. Sure, I-"
ADDISON: [grabs phone] "Hi, Dr. Dandrige? Listen, we're gonna have to call you back becasue we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here." [hangs up]
MEREDITH: [silence]

CRISTINA: "He wants you to take it out?"
PRESTON: "Yes... he says he can't play with it."
CRISTINA: "He can't play anymore?"
PRESTON: "He can... but not like Eugene Foote."

ADDISON: "Thanks."
DEREK: [laughs] "Your thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?"
ADDISON: "I didn't know what else to say."

IZZIE: "I'm just curious, George. Curious George! Get it? Okay, nevermind. All I'm asking is, where do you live?"
GEORGE: "Listen to this, there's an old school arcade game that's been known to enduce seizures if you reach level 53!"

DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?"
GEORGE & IZZIE: [smirking] "No."
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Dr. Shepherd?"
DEREK: "Yes. No!"

PRESTON: [to George] "You want in on Foote?"
GEORGE: "Yes, but I'm on neuro today with Dr. Shepherd." [runs off]
CRISTINA: "Uh, hello? I want in. I want in!
PRESTON: [pauses] "Oh. Yeah. Sure."
CRISTINA: "Burke, I laid on top of you naked last night, so why don't you wax nostalgic about that?"

CRISTINA: "What's wrong?"
PRESTON: "Oh, nothing. Just dragging a little. I only did two miles this morning. O'Malley and I were up to six, we pushed each other."
CRISTINA: "Ah, you're missing George."
PRESTON: "No. No, of course not."
CRISTINA: "Drink your coffee."

ADDISON: "Dr. Karev-"
ALEX: "Sorry. I don't do vagina. Not as a doctor anyway."
ADDISON: "Oh, back talk, that buys you a case."

MEREDITH: "It's weird, right? I mean, he's Derek vet. He's Doc's vet. He's my vet. He's McVet. It's weird to date him, right?"
CRISTINA: "Wait, did you say vet?"
MEREDITH: [nods] "Mmm-hmm."
CRISTINA: "Like, animals? You can't date a vet, he's not even a real doctor."

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

[narrating] "Maybe we're not supposed to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful means recognizing what you have for what it is. Appreciating small victories. Admiring the struggle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we're thankful for the familiar things we know. And maybe we're thankful for the things we'll never know. At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate."

MEREDITH