Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 11: "Meat the Parrots" Quotes
I can't believe we thought Hop Sings was rentin' tush!Max
Stop baby bro-ing me, you're not Johnny Drama.Dave
You make a sexy sandwich son.Big Dave
You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to "Rear Window" and make stuff up.Max [to Alex]
Alex what was so important that you had to call us over here, I was right in the middle of doing nothing.Max
Wait so Dave's new mom is Penny's old mom?Alex
Why would a stoner have a racist homophobic bird?Alex
Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfriend and that Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table.Jane
My dad got bangs!Penny
Jane: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad!
Alex: Ugh, the man hates me for no reason.
Everyone: You left Dave at the altar!!!