Happy!
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Hailey: Have you ever been to AA?
Nick: I haven't had an avocado in years!
Wow. Cop, fucker of husbands not your own, real estate agent, and now psychotherapist? Is there anything you can't do?
Amanda
Oh, sure! Like you guys are all great parents!
Nick
Nick: Don't ever fuck with my family.
Jewish Guy: Please, it's Passover. Mitzvah!
Nick: Eat shitzka.
Nick: You know what I'm feeling? The early bird special at Red Lobster. How about you?
Hailey: Hell yeah!
Hailey: I just wish things were the way they used to be.
Nick: You mean before me?
Happy: Boy. Amanda's in a really good mood.
Nick: She just fucked that guy!
This place is depressing, Nick. I'm so glad you've evolved and are such a total wizard zen master of your darker impulses.
My safe word is Tallahassee.
Scooter
I'm Scooter frickin' Sterling!
Scooter
Holy giblets! I'm standing in the middle of a goddamned gold mine of blood and guts!
Nick
Nick: How the hell's anybody supposed to keep their head above water in this stinkin' town without killin' people?
Passenger: Right here is good.
Nick: I thought you said uptown?
