[looking at Roseanna] Oh yeah, off the record F[beep]k You!

Remembering that I am an attorney and required by law to be opportunistic.

Oh for god sake, get a room; so we are all kissy-kissy, happy again? Life sometimes works out after all.

Forgive me Pastor, but are you by chance a prick?

Ollie: Let me tell you something sport.
Adam: Adam.
Ollie: Don't try to get in my head.

Peyton: You're up to something. What are you up to? You're up to something. What are you up to? You're up to something!
Harry: I promise you I'm not.
Peyton: Oh, You're up to something!

James is a loon. He's bipolar. It's hip to be that now. It used to be cool to be bilingual, then bisexual, and now bipolar. Quarter of a million dollar in therapist and the consensus was "he's a loon," which I already knew.


Adam: How was the Gala?
Harry: My new friend Puck sang, he was good.
Adam: Naked?
Harry: Cloths On.
Adam: You get lucky with Tommy?
Harry: Extremely, he left with someone else.

Did the Tinsmith forget to give you a heart or something?


The business of Law can be summed up in three words "it's a business." Rule 1, get your fee. Rule 2 through 10 - get your fee.


Those cases you get that truly touch you, keep them close to you, close to your heart. You will be a better lawyer for them.

Harry: Did you really take this case just because I was on it?
Roseanna: Are you really that narcissistic?

Harry's Law Quotes

Harry: Are we ok Marty?
Marty: Why wouldn't we be?
Harry: You told me to go to hell.
Marty: Well, it's not I won't be going there too; you know that better than anyone right?

Marty: That's a respected lawyer there.
Doctor: That makes one of you.