Are you a dope Harry? You don't strike me as a dope.

Roseanna

Harry: We can be worth adversaries in court but civil to each other outside.
Roseanna: What a lovely thought, I bet you make a wonderful grandmother.
Harry: [watches her walk away] Ok, I want to kill her.

Lisa: Just be yourself, you will be fine.
Tommy: People don't like me; people like ties... How's my tie?
Lisa: Perfect, it's your lucky blue.

I recruited Harry, so I can package my unlikable client with an old lady who could sell ice to Eskimos

Ollie

What did we say about wet dreams in the common areas? Beat it! [sigh] Probably not the best choice of words.

Thing you have to remember is this, no matter how much this job sucks, even on your worse day, it beats the hell out of patent law.

Adam: How was the Gala?
Harry: My new friend Puck sang, he was good.
Adam: Naked?
Harry: Cloths On.
Adam: You get lucky with Tommy?
Harry: Extremely, he left with someone else.

Adam: You don't have to put a ribbon on it, we will still be friends
Rachel: I am trying to tell you that I love you more you dope.

Peyton: Do you want to go to the gala with me tonight?
Harry: I am already going with Tommy Jefferson.
Peyton: You're going with that banana?
Harry: He's a nice banana.

D.A. Suspended sentence, no time.
Harry: We'll take it.
Peyton: Don't I get a say?
Harry: You do; [looks at D.A.] He'll take it.

Oh for god sake, get a room; so we are all kissy-kissy, happy again? Life sometimes works out after all.

Adam: Sometimes things are better left unsaid; you know that better than anyone.
Rachel: Annnnd our baggage has arrived.

Harry's Law Quotes

Harry: Are we ok Marty?
Marty: Why wouldn't we be?
Harry: You told me to go to hell.
Marty: Well, it's not I won't be going there too; you know that better than anyone right?

Marty: That's a respected lawyer there.
Doctor: That makes one of you.