[To Lemon] What crawled up your skirt and died?

Wade

Zoe: You’re okay with Lavon going to a bachelor party, in Vegas, with NFL players. Vegas. NFL Players.
Annabeth: Yeah, why wouldn’t I be.

[To Wade] Enough with the GoGo Dancers!

Lemon

Not much rhymes with Rammer… Hammer, Slammer, Stammer…

Wade

Look Joel, this town has few perks. But the one that has kept me here is the feeling for the first time in my life that I belong to a community and I wanted you to feel that too. So I’m doing it for us.

Zoe

Everybody’s got it all wrong. You and I both know damn well, you’re still in love with me.

Wade

Tween girls were cheering for George in the street today like he was a British boy bang.

Joel

Zoe, I’m not the all request DJ at WWJD.

Reverend Mayfair

Breaking news Bluebell, Zoe’s new beau just rear-ended our revered reverend. This man just can’t catch a break, or seem to find one!

Dash

As long as she’s so pretty and I’m so me, done is a 4 letter word.

Meatball

Fine, next time you get an appendage stuck in some girl’s zipper, have Brick deal with it. He will not be as gentle as I.

Zoe [to George]

I have dreamed of Lavon proposing since the first time he kissed me. I dreamed of how I'd say yes and I'd how I'd cry. And how I'd tell him I can't wait to be his wife and have 19 babies with him.

Annabeth

Hart of Dixie Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Trickbag iTunes