All it proves is that I'm motivated to have this race end as quickly as possible.

George

Lavon: Zoe, I really don't get how you still don't know this, but Wade likes you.
Zoe: What? No, maybe he did before, but definitely not now.

I'm giving you my cold face. Hardcore, right?

Zoe

But then I realized that it wasn't fair of me to pour all of my bitterness and resentment into one parent.

Zoe

You want me at your wedding, almost as much as I want to go to your wedding.

Zoe

Wade: Oh, Joelle and I were just playing a game of strip 8 ball.
Zoe: Oh, that sounds fun. Hey, Joelle you can count to 8?
Joelle: I can count to 1.

Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.

How about fire ants in his underwear drawer? That'll leave a mark.

Zoe

Zoe: Well, do you think you could be done with him by 11?
Joelle: Why?
Zoe: Oh, man, this is awkward. I thought Wade told you. See, all that fighting we do, it's foreplay. Tell Wade I am sorry I let the cat out of the bag. But, still, if you could be done with him by 11 that would be fantastic.

Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.

I lost our save the date cards because I'm having doubts.

George

Lemon: Wade! Mimosa!
Wade: Not a waiter Lemon. Bartender.

Hart of Dixie Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Trickbag iTunes