Wow, you literally scared the poo out of him.

Wade

Lemon: I have evolved Magnolia and I'm trying to be a better person.
Magnolia: Are you going soft on me? Don't you go soft on me!

Lemon's gonna be so hurt and then of course destroy me.

Annabeth

Annabeth we're not animals, we can control who we do and do not sleep with.

Lemon

I'm getting a little tired of having to appreciate you by myself, if you catch my drift.

Wade [to Zoe]

Tom says we have to kiss three times a day...

Wanda

Lemon: Do I just launch myself at him?
Annabeth: No, there should be no launching.

Light is the enemy of sex...

Annabeth

Tonight is not a dinner party, it's sex. That means candles and clothes that come off quickly. Replace Mozart with Rose Ann Cash, and dear God get rid of the fine China.

Annabeth

Rose: Oh my God, we're going to a Breeland party.
Magnolia: Just don't invite any of your loser friends.

Lemon: He wants to make me dinner, that's code for he hates my cookin' right?
Annabeth: Sweetie, he wants to have sex.

I think you're better off... Having to learn all those English way of saying things... Lift. Petro. Quidditch.

Lavon

Hart of Dixie Season 2 Quotes

Let's just say I finally understand what R. Kelly has been singing about all of these years...

Zoe

Last night, while George was calling off his wedding, I was having sex with Wade

Zoe