Magnolia: Daddy, are you okay?
Brick: I will be.
Magnolia: You wanna hear about all the other fish in the sea?
Brick: No one wants to hear about that.

Lemon: This one really hurt huh
Lavon: This one took me by surprise. I didn't realize how hard I'd fallen for Ruby. I think I lost it.
Lemon: I'm sorry
Lavon: I haven't taken a leap like this since... [Lemon]
Lemon: I'm sorry about that too.
Lavon: Took me a long time to get over you.

Im going to tell you how it's going to happen. You're gonna take Tansy out on a date and you're going to have a grand ole time. Then you're going to leave her in the dust for the girl you think you're suppose to be with, Zoe Hart.

Wade

Zoe: How could I be so gullible? I'm from New York!
Lemon: Yes, please. Remind me again.

Conor: Why you avoiding George Tucker?
Wade: He suspects I have something that he believes he should have. If he found out I, in fact, did have it. He would be upset.
Conor: What do you have?
Wade: Uh... Um... A cookie.

Magnolia: Did you just text me?
Brick: I was looking for you!
Magnolia: Do not ever text me! Do you know how embarrassing that its!

Cricket: I have a great many talents you don't know about.
Annabeth: No you don't.

Tell Rose to cancel my appointments, I'm going off the grid.

Zoe

Rose: Let's go Tonya, I've lost my appetite.
Tonya: FYI: Cougar is not a good look on you.

Rose: Congratulations, it looks like you two are going steady.
Zoe: No, Rose. I don't even want to be here.
Tonya: Oh, so it's Rose's fault you're on a date with her man?

Yesterday we traded my ho-ho for his ding-dong.

Rose

Zoe: Looks like Stella got her groove back.
Brick: Emily and I are in a good place so don't ruin it by talking.

Hart of Dixie Season 2 Quotes

Let's just say I finally understand what R. Kelly has been singing about all of these years...

Zoe

Last night, while George was calling off his wedding, I was having sex with Wade

Zoe