You walk in [Lavon's kitchen], and there are just pastries everywhere. Where do they come from? We're never going to find a new place that comes with its own pastry elves.

Zoe

Lemon: You certainly don't have to worry about running into the love of your life at a hoedown two towns over.
Lavon: Lemon Breeland, are you saying I'm the love of your life?
Lemon: Who says I was talking about you? Maybe I was talking about the soup guy.

Zoe: Is it too much to ask for just one medical emergency? You know a rare illness, a blunt force trauma, an outbreak.
Patient: Doctor Hart, are you crying?
Zoey: [crying] I don't even know anymore.

Lavon: Uh, what's happening right now?
Zoe: It's hormones. So many hormones. Lavon, you're the best. You're a catch. You're never going to get over Lemon unless you try. You got to just get back out there. [sobbing] I need you to be happy Lavon.

Now I know how much Annabeth means to you. Okay, she means a lot to me too. But Lemon, I love you. Everything I did today is because of that.

Lavon

Lemon: For the last time, I did not put red food dye in Shelby's sweet tea, or her breath mints, or her stage makeup.
Sheriff Bill: But you hate her.
Lemon: So, I'm a southern lady. My methods of warfare are purely psychological.

Wade: This is insane.
Zoe: People all over the world pee in buckets.
Wade: I will still love you if I see this, but it may take me a while to recover.

Lemon: Somewhere, right now, Diana Ross is spinning in her grave.
Annabeth: Or hailing a taxi. I'm pretty sure she's still alive.

Wade: Since when are radio plays fun?
Zoe: Since this is a mystery, and Wanda is the leading suspect. NCIS: BlueBell.

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Zoe: Hey you know what, I'm happy.
Wade: Good, 'cause I worked pretty damn hard last night to put that smile on your face.
Zoe: Shut up you bonehead.

Hey! This was fun, thanks for the food. Oh and I broke up with Davis because I still love you. Goodnight!

Annabeth [to Lavon]

Oh my God, I'm thisclose to people calling me Crazy Wade!

Wade

Hart of Dixie Season 4 Quotes

This is not how it went down for John Cusack.

Zoe

Can we conquer tomorrow? I have two more seasons of The L Word to watch. It has been quite educational.

Crickett