Are you saying the universe wants us to overcharge people for shaved ice?

Flippa [to Kamekona]

You might take early retirement too if you found a half-million dollars in an AC vent.

Danny

See. You're playing it safe. I like living on the edge.

Junior [to Tani]

Danny: Let me guess. He's on the top floor.
McGarrett: At least you're hydrated.

Flippa: I tried to warn [Kamekona], but he kept going on about market forces.
McGarrett: It looked like the market forces turned on you.

Hawaii Five-0 Season 9 Episode 3 Quotes

Maybe if you'd stop sitting down every two minutes, watering yourself like a plant, you'd break a sweat.

McGarrett [to Danny]

You're not wearing pants, are you? Underwear? That's my chair.

Tani [to Junior]